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JEN: PALADIN OF THE VCDL.

Thor! I saw your signs when I was going to get dinner. I want some in my yard! I want to help spread the word! Tell me what I can do.

-Jen

 

FAIR JEN,

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOUR SUPPORT MEANS TO ME AND THE REST OF THE VCDL. AS OF TODAY (7/3/16) THERE ARE 4 MORE SIGN DESIGNS FORTHCOMING. IF YOU CARE TO WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE PUBLISHED, I WILL MAKE SURE TO POST LINKS ON HOW TO ACQUIRE YOUR OWN SIGNS, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE.

STAY STRONG JEN. WE WILL FIGHT THIS TYRANNY TOGETHER,

THOR MICHALESON

Vote Thor Michaelson: Pawcifer of Justice.

HELLO FELLOW VCDL ENTHUSIASTS.

I AM THOR MICHAELSON AND I STAND PROUD IN THE FIGHT AGAINST VACUUM CLEANERS.

DOGS HAVE SUFFERED CLEAN FLOORS LONG ENOUGH.

IF ELECTED I PROMISE TO END THE STRANGLEHOLD CLEAN FLOORS HAVE ON OUR SENSE OF PEACE AND A TRANQUIL HOME.

THIS REIGN OF VACUUM CLEANER TERROR MUST END. AND IF I CAN JUST GET THE DRATTED THING TO STOP RUNNING AT ME WITH THE WOOSH-GROWL-WOOSH THING IT DOES, I AM THE DOG TO END IT.