I will not hesitate to tear one of those suckers a new B-hole. PUN MOST DEFINITELY INTENDED.
If that thing gets any closer I will lose my shit. I ain’t even kidding.
A lot of people are here for support. I get that. But that’s not me. I’m here to defeat those jerks. VOTE THOR! TAKE BACK THE FLOOR!
Don’t let the 3 legs fool you. I have personally slain 2 “pet hair” vacuums.
I have had it with that vacuum. And the leaf blower. And honestly, I’m over that whole blender business too. What the heck even is that thing?
I cannot tell you what a lifesaver the Vacuum Cleaner Defense League has been. I am constantly in danger of getting vacuumed right up!
Yeah, my people think I’m resting but really I’m conserving my strength. When I’m done napping, I am going for blood.
Gimme that thing. GIVE IT. IMA MESS IT UP.
This is the season we shed enough to suffocate that thing. I really think we can do it. Ain’t that right Harry? You in, Harry? Yeah…he’s in.
I’ll bite it’s damn accessory cradle off. I don’t care.