WHO WE ARE

We are the guardians of the living room rug. The avengers of hallway carpeting. The brave souls willing to bite the crap out of any vacuum cleaner we see. We stand vigilant in the face of HEPA filters and self-retracting cords.

We are the Vacuum Cleaner Defense League.

While millions of lives are threatened daily, our work will never end. No one is safe until we say NO to clean floors.

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Meet the Members

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    Bailey, Shedding Squad Captain

    I’ve been shedding non-stop for four years straight and that vacuum cleaner still won’t die. I don’t know what else to do.

    Baily, 4 yo

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    Bailey, 2015-17 Worldwide Napping Champion

    I hate that thing. I was having a very nice nap and it tried to kill me. Now I gotta go pee in the back of the closet again.

    Lina, 5 yo

  • Jak, Thoroughly Annoyed
    Jak, Thoroughly Annoyed

    This is a sodding barn! Who vacuums a barn? Next time, I swear I’m going to kick that thing.

    Jak, 15 years