We are the guardians of the living room rug. The avengers of hallway carpeting. The brave souls willing to bite the crap out of any vacuum cleaner we see. We stand vigilant in the face of HEPA filters and self-retracting cords.
We are the Vacuum Cleaner Defense League.
While millions of lives are threatened daily, our work will never end. No one is safe until we say NO to clean floors.