We are the guardians of the living room rug. The avengers of hallway carpeting. The brave souls willing to bite the crap out of any vacuum cleaner we see. We stand vigilant in the face of HEPA filters and self-retracting cords.

We are the Vacuum Cleaner Defense League.

While millions of lives are threatened daily, our work will never end. No one is safe until we say NO to vacuum cleaners.

Meet the Members

  • Robin
    Robin, Building Maintenance Lead

    Listen, I didn’t spend two years at the Bob Reichhardt School of Building Maintenece for nothing. I know what I’m talking about here. Floors do not need to be that clean.


  • VCDL - Carmen
    Carmen, Horticulture Expert

    I like Rocky’s ideas about going for the power cord.  I’m definitely trying that next time.


  • VCDL = Stuart the puppy 1
    Stuart, Flight Instructor

    I don’t care what she says, I’m not coming down off the furniture until she puts that thing back where she found it. IT’S UNSAFE JENNIE.