Meet the Members

Emma, 30
Emma, Stranger Avoidance Division, C.O.O.

I would love to throw my hat in the ring for this upcoming election (as I am very anti-vacuum cleaner) but I don’t actually like strangers all that much. I will be there in spirit however and I vow to support this cause with a campaign of relentless meowing.

Just as soon as all these people leave.


Emma, 5 yo

Buck, Tired of This BS

I totally support the VCDL. I don’t think they can do enough. The vacuum scares me. Fireworks scare me. The UPS man scares me. I am not fond of thunderstorms, either. I’ll be under the desk if anyone needs me.

Buck, 12 yo

Wolfey, Senior Squad Leader, Rodent Control

I take threats to my territory VERY seriously because the humans don’t know any better. Vacuums aren’t the only problem, lawnmowers are just the WORST! And don’t get me started on treadmills – How on earth do THOSE make sense?

Wolfey, 11 yo

Miley, Domestic Security Officer, Spec. Squirrels Unit.

 My people chased that vacuum around all day. Do you think any of them listened to my warnings? They did not. They could have lost toes! Or feet! They could have died! OMG with these people. I can’t even.

Miley, 5 yo

Bailey, Shedding Squad Captain

I’ve been shedding non-stop for four years straight and that vacuum cleaner still won’t die. I don’t know what else to do.

Baily, 4 yo

Bailey, 2015-17 Worldwide Napping Champion

I hate that thing. I was having a very nice nap and it tried to kill me. Now I gotta go pee in the back of the closet again.

Lina, 5 yo

Jak, Thoroughly Annoyed
Jak, Thoroughly Annoyed

This is a sodding barn! Who vacuums a barn? Next time, I swear I’m going to kick that thing.

Jak, 15 years

Stella Luna: Ear Model

Why are you taking that thing out of the closet again? You know I’m just gonna go bat-sh*t crazy. DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, JILL?

Stella Luna, 9 mo.

Sam and Dean, Demolitions Experts

We don’t approve of vacuum cleaners, do we Sam?   -Dean

No Dean, we do not. I think we should pee on that one as soon as possible.   -Sam

Sam and Dean, 6 months

Finlay: Adorable Anger Mgmt Team.

That vacuum cleaner stole my ball, guys! What do I do? IT STOLE MY H*CKEN BALL.

Finlay, 10 weeks