I’ve known Thor for a long time. He’s a solid candidate and a good runner. Plus, the speed with which he loses his sh*t around vacuums is amazing. Truly inspiring.
I’ve heard that if you pee directly into the bag compartment, your humans will eventually have to give it away because of the smell.
I watched a shop vac drink up all the water in the bird fountain. I didn’t know they could do that. It was terrible. Those poor thirsty birds.
I have discovered it’s lair and will attempt another covert assassination this evening. In the event I am unsuccessful, I will bark at it incessantly for six hours.
I also hate Bob Henderson’s lawnmower.
It wouldn’t have been so bad if I’d been able to taste some of the quinoa after it spilled but the vacuum cleaner is always so Johnny-on-the-spot. If I can get into its cupboard, I plan to disembowel it.
Vacuum cleaners are only half the problem. I think we need to start looking into those ceiling fans as well. Those are sketchy as all get-out.
If we come together and vote for Thor, we will surely defeat these-OMG DID IT JUST MOVE? I thought I saw it move.
I’m worried about that weed whacker too. I tried to bite it the other day and it bit me back. I am not okay with that.
Everyone likes clean floors but they never think of the lasting damage these things can inflict on a dog’s psyche. Not to mention their teeth! It’s a shame.