I would love to throw my hat in the ring for this upcoming election (as I am very anti-vacuum cleaner) but I don’t actually like strangers all that much. I will be there in spirit however and I vow to support this cause with a campaign of relentless meowing.
Just as soon as all these people leave.
I totally support the VCDL. I don’t think they can do enough. The vacuum scares me. Fireworks scare me. The UPS man scares me. I am not fond of thunderstorms, either. I’ll be under the desk if anyone needs me.
I take threats to my territory VERY seriously because the humans don’t know any better. Vacuums aren’t the only problem, lawnmowers are just the WORST! And don’t get me started on treadmills – How on earth do THOSE make sense?
My people chased that vacuum around all day. Do you think any of them listened to my warnings? They did not. They could have lost toes! Or feet! They could have died! OMG with these people. I can’t even.
I’ve been shedding non-stop for four years straight and that vacuum cleaner still won’t die. I don’t know what else to do.
I hate that thing. I was having a very nice nap and it tried to kill me. Now I gotta go pee in the back of the closet again.
This is a sodding barn! Who vacuums a barn? Next time, I swear I’m going to kick that thing.
Why are you taking that thing out of the closet again? You know I’m just gonna go bat-sh*t crazy. DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, JILL?
We don’t approve of vacuum cleaners, do we Sam? -Dean
No Dean, we do not. I think we should pee on that one as soon as possible. -Sam
That vacuum cleaner stole my ball, guys! What do I do? IT STOLE MY H*CKEN BALL.