I’ve been shedding non-stop for four years straight and that vacuum cleaner still won’t die. I don’t know what else to do.
I hate that thing. I was having a very nice nap and it tried to kill me. Now I gotta go pee in the back of the closet again.
This is a sodding barn! Who vacuums a barn? Next time, I swear I’m going to kick that thing.
Why are you taking that thing out of the closet again? You know I’m just gonna go bat-sh*t crazy. DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, JILL?
We don’t approve of vacuum cleaners, do we Sam? -Dean
No Dean, we do not. I think we should pee on that one as soon as possible. -Sam
That vacuum cleaner stole my ball, guys! What do I do? IT STOLE MY H*CKEN BALL.
I heard you have to go for the hose part. Rip it right out. You can’t show these things any mercy whatsoever.
I mean, I have no problem with the hand-held jobbies but that big guy? No, he’s got to go. He almost ate one of my feet last time.
Someone spilled a bowl of quinoa the other day and the vacuum ate everything before we could even try it. – Dani
I’ve never had quinoa before. Now I never will. -Scooby
I watched an industrial shop vac eat my favorite sock. It was horrible. I loved that sock. This insanity has to end.