My people chased that vacuum around all day. Do you think any of them listened to my warnings? They did not. They could have lost toes! Or feet! They could have died! OMG with these people.
I can’t even.
I’ve been shedding non-stop for four years straight and that vacuum cleaner still won’t die. I don’t know what else to do.
I hate that thing. I was having a very nice nap and it tried to kill me. Now I gotta go pee in the back of the closet again.
This is a sodding barn! Who vacuums a barn? Next time, I swear I’m going to kick that thing.
Why are you taking that thing out of the closet again? You know I’m just gonna go bat-sh*t crazy. DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, JILL?
We don’t approve of vacuum cleaners, do we Sam? -Dean
No Dean, we do not. I think we should pee on that one as soon as possible. -Sam
That vacuum cleaner stole my ball, guys! What do I do? IT STOLE MY H*CKEN BALL.
I heard you have to go for the hose part. Rip it right out. You can’t show these things any mercy whatsoever.
I mean, I have no problem with the hand-held jobbies but that big guy? No, he’s got to go. He almost ate one of my feet last time.
Someone spilled a bowl of quinoa the other day and the vacuum ate everything before we could even try it. – Dani
I’ve never had quinoa before. Now I never will. -Scooby