Vote Thor Michaelson: Pawcifer of Justice.

HELLO FELLOW VCDL ENTHUSIASTS.

I AM THOR MICHAELSON AND I STAND PROUD IN THE FIGHT AGAINST VACUUM CLEANERS.

DOGS HAVE SUFFERED CLEAN FLOORS LONG ENOUGH.

IF ELECTED I PROMISE TO END THE STRANGLEHOLD CLEAN FLOORS HAVE ON OUR SENSE OF PEACE AND A TRANQUIL HOME.

THIS REIGN OF VACUUM CLEANER TERROR MUST END. AND IF I CAN JUST GET THE DRATTED THING TO STOP RUNNING AT ME WITH THE WOOSH-GROWL-WOOSH THING IT DOES, I AM THE DOG TO END IT.